Spaghetti Hamster Photoshop Battle [via]
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Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
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The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN
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I’m so sorry but its just that time of year
so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
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